Article #6 of Eglar's Breaking News - Potato Toruring

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Potato Toruring - A Children's Game?	Article #6 of EBN, Eglar's Breaking News
Is potato torturing considered to be a children's hobby? Well, considering this discovery we have had, it just might be. What you can see in the picture on the right is a potato pistol. It claims to be good safe fun for kids, but it says nothing about the poor defenseless potato, but how to insert the gun to remove a plug of its flesh to use for ammo for this "toy". Also in the picture you can see what a potato looks like after only slight use. This potato and pistol were taken from the scene by our undercover agents. We would like to inform you that the potato pictured is doing fine and is in a mental trauma rehab center in an undisclosed location. These potato pistols are readily available on Ebay and other internet stores or gift shops. All advertise this as a good way for children to play safely, although all leave out the fact that serious injuries, if not death, occur to the potato. One might ask, is there an organization out there that could be completely against potatos and are distributing these around the world? Could all of potato kind be in danger from an unkown enemy? This is what EBN strives to find. We are here to alert you to these terrible things to keep you aware. We urge you not to buy these "toys or anything similar on the grounds that potatoes have as many rights as humans and should be treated as such. And remember, The eyes of the potato are upon you.
Date: January 22nd, 2005	Copyright 2005 Silver Dawn Inc.

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